Alexander Rybak: Norway’s Star Not Actually Cute! 11
Photoshop and camera tricks do not a true beauty make. Alexander Rybak has been heralded as Norway’s answer to Zac Efron, but Wiwi Bloggs can now reveal that Rybak is totally DCI—he deteriorates on closer inspection.
Here’s the image Rybak’s management wants you to salivate over:
Cute
But here’s what he actually looks like:
Not as cute
Wait, it gets worse. . .
Reality bites.
Sep 08, 2009 @ 00:53:22
loooooove
Jun 11, 2009 @ 18:50:57
He is OK! It’s just an ordinary guy! Bit Europe voted for his cuteness not for his song! Honestly, I don’t wanna be rude but his song doesn’t transmitted me anything! And he doesn’t use that violin on stage!
Jun 02, 2009 @ 19:59:29
Alexander Ryback is wonderful…he’s very attractive and looks rather like a fairy tale.He’s charming us while playing the violin.I’m from Turkey but after listening to his song I think that Alexander is better.I’m pleased that he’s won the Eurovision….We love you Alexander…..Your song is perfect
May 20, 2009 @ 21:04:13
Рыбак рулит!!! СанÑ! Даешь!!!
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May 18, 2009 @ 20:49:54
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May 18, 2009 @ 17:23:14
alexander rybak iS CUTE… my cousin went to school with him and i met him at a couple schools events.. btw im norwegian… he has great charm and really knows how to awe the ladies (my included) he has a great smile and the most amazing eyes and a great body too!! hes just amazing… my platonic love <3
May 18, 2009 @ 02:35:57
He *IS* cute, and he’s also got this naivete that makes him so charming.
Hard to remember that he is the same age as MÃ¥ns Zelmerlöw…
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