Azerbaijan’s First Rehearsal: Drip Drag, Drip Drag…

It’s nice that Safura hired Beyoncé’s choreographer and that she released a preview of her official preview video. But now all that publicity seems to be biting her in the behind. After the extended build up, her first rehearsal was disappointing to say the least. I don’t want to blame her—she’s only a teenager, after all—so I’m going to point the finger at her team. First: what is up with that dress? She looks like an emu that’s been put through a blender. Second: the choreography comes straight from her Drip Drop video. We’ve seen it all before. Third: does she really need the shirtless ballet dancer sassing around? R&B and classical dance do not a relationship make. I have no doubt that she’s going to do well, but does this deserve to win? What do y’all think?