Austria has already given us the glory of Nadine Beiler and the strippers-on-a-poll of the Trackshittaz. Now it’s time for fair Österreich to throw us another contestant for Eurovision 2013 with “Österreich rockt den Song Contest”, their naitonal selection. But who do you think that should be?
Every week we supply the photo, and you supply the caption. This week’s image comes from the first dress rehearsal of the first semi-final. Austria’s Trackshittaz brought some dancers who thought they were strippers, and those dancers brought some greasy poles. What are they thinking and what are they doing? Tell us in the comments […]
Just days after we spotted Trackshittaz star Lukas Plöchl oiling his taut body poolside, Team Wiwi bumped into the Austrian Eurovision star at the second semi-final after party. Speaking to WiwiBloggs.Com’s Deban Aderemi at Baku’s Euroclub, he says he was honored to see everyone shaking their asses to his song “Woki mit deim Popo” on […]
This afternoon Wiwi and Vebooboo went to visit our Norwegian sisters at the Hyatt Regency Baku. Sitting poolside, our friends were chowing down on Azerbaijani chicken skewers. We also had an opportunity to feast. That’s because Trackshittaz star Lukas Plöchl had just stripped down to his swim trunks for a nice long sun tan. In […]
Deban: My advice to the Trackshittaz: Ditch the neon sluts, and solidify your own choreography as a duo. Just because you’re allowed to have six performers on stage does not mean you should have six performers on stage! Also, this rehearsal is identical to the performance the Wiwi Jury judged, so our opinions are likely to be identical to […]
In their song “Woki mit deim Popo,” the Trackshittaz ask listeners to shake their asses. But don’t let the lyrics fool you: this song is deep. Lukas Plöchl and Manuel Hoffelner recently spoke with Wiwi at the Eurovision in Concert event in Amsterdam, and they explained that they want Europe to keep moving and keep […]
ORF, Austria’s state broadcaster, has released a video explaining why the Trackshittaz love their tractor as part of their Eurovision promotional campaign. During the two-minute clip Lukas Plöchl argues that the farm equipment is more practical than a tour bus. “It has something about our roots because we are coming from the country side,” he […]
If any of you readers have children in the room, please ask them to look away from the screen now. That’s because the Wiwi Jury is about to review Austria’s ESC 2012 entry “Woki mit deim Popo.” Woki means something like “shake” and “deim Popo” refers to “your ass.” Shame on Austria for giving Eurovision […]