This morning the Wiwi Jury—our in-house panel of music unprofessionals—caught a flight to Tbilisi to review Georgia’s JESC 2012 entry by the FUNKIDS. Did their “Funky Lemonade” go down easy? Or did we end up vomiting in the town square? Read on to find out…
Read the lyrics and English and French translation of “Funky Lemonade”—FUNKIDS song for Junior Eurovision 2012. They’ll represent Georgia and state broadcaster GPB.
The Republic of Georgia takes Junior Eurovision very seriously, so we weren’t surprised when its 2012 contestants—the FUNKIDS—released high fashion promotional images. A team of Tbilisi’s finest fashion designers, hairdressers and make-up artists have spent a lot of time ripping holes into denim and gluing up mohawks to give these kids a decidedly edgy look. […]
In his song “I’m a Joker,” Anri Jokhadze tells us he is a joker, a rocker, and a stalker. He forget to mention that he’s a good interview too. The Georgian representative at ESC 2012 spoke with Vebooboo briefly inside the press center in Baku. He tells us that he’s best friends with Sabina Babayeva […]
Wiwi: Anri Jokhadze shouts, at times through a glitter megaphone, that he is a rocker and a joker. As he runs around the stage breathlessly we also see that he moonlights as a pianist and a drummer, and, given his genital-hugging pants and low-cut top, that he fancies himself something of a gigolo. In any […]
The Wiwi Jury thought it had reached rock bottom with Latvia’s Anmary. Boy were we wrong. Last night we gathered in our underground bunker to review Anri Jokhadze’s “I’m a Jocker.” We emerged ten minutes later wearing black, and each of us had a heavy heart for the Republic of Georgia.
Read the lyrics and watch the video to Anri Jokhadze’s “I’m a Jocker”—Georgia’s Eurovision 2012 entry. I have no idea why you would want to read the lyrics—this is easily the worst song this year—but here they are.
Candy — a group of five teenagers from the Republic of Georgia — has won the Junior Eurovision Song Contest.