It’s been three weeks since Wiwi launched his search for Eurovision’s Next Top Model. As of April 22 at 10pm London time, you guys have cast 3,353 votes to help narrow the field from 26 hopefuls to 14 finalists. We’re down to 19 women. Tonight, three more of them must go. Let’s begin the third elimination…
As always, Wiwi will call you out in the order that you finished this week. He’ll also reveal how many votes you have received and explain what percentage that represents.
This week’s leader already knows who she is. Her lead is so vast that Wiwi is convinced that all of Georgia has logged on and voted for her. She’s the Beauty from Tblisi. She is Georgia’s Sofia Nizharadze.
By the way, Sofia has something to tell you:
The following women have finished in second to twelfth place. If we stopped this competition today, then all of you would advance to the final along with Sofia. Congratulations. Y’all are still in the running to become Eurovision’s Next Top Model.
Would Olia, Juliana, Pamela, Neda, Sieneke, and Chanée please step forward. Wiwi is very disappointed in the six of you. You stand before me rolling your eyes and breathing all heavy. You think that just because you’ve won your national Eurovision contest that you’re entitled to fame, fortune and a cover of Vogue. Well Wiwi has new for you: it doesn’t work like that. Wiwi’s readers aren’t voting for you because you’re leaving them cold. You aren’t connecting. You’re not showing them enough skin or personality. So who stays?
Moldova’s Olia Tira and Albania’s Juliana Pasha.
Olia, when Wiwi first saw your Eurovision video, he immediately compared you to Lady Gaga because of your style and originality. Wiwi loves your free spirit and he knows you still have a lot of good photos in you. Congratulations. You’re still in the running to become Eurovision’s Next Top Model.
Juliana, beauty is pain and beauty requires change. Wiwi loves that you’ve managed to transform yourself from a rather bland lounge singer into a fierce dance diva. Your ever-changing hair and your much-improved dance skills give Wiwi hope that you can keep growing…perhaps into a woman worthy of winning Eurovision’s Next Top Model. Congratulations. You’re still in the running to become Eurovision’s Next Top Model.
As for the rest of you, YOU NEED TO GO. You must immediately return to the apartment, pack your bags, and go home. If you don’t leave, Wiwi will call immigration and you will be deported.
ELIMINATED THIS WEEK: