Vebooboo: If we were to judge Eurovision by the quality of the first act this year, then nobody would splash out on a ticket to Baku. Rambo Amadeus opened up the second rehearsals today with another appalling performance of his song “Euro Neuro.” Even the people at eurovision.tv felt so bad that they only recorded 1:56 instead of the traditional 3:00, most of which is his backstage interview and not the performance itself. If that’s not a sign, then I don’t know what is! I applaud dude for trying to spice things up with his Transylvania look–at least he looked up the fact that Romania is voting in his semi–but I don’t think that will be enough to get him through. This is seriously one of the worst songs I’ve heard at Eurovision in a long time. I’m all about making things deep, but I don’t need my ears to bleed in the process.