Every week we supply the photo, and you supply the caption. This week’s image comes from the first dress rehearsal of the first semi-final. Austria’s Trackshittaz brought some dancers who thought they were strippers, and those dancers brought some greasy poles. What are they thinking and what are they doing? Tell us in the comments section below. And be sure to check out our previous Eurovision Open Caption posts.
‘We just want the Poles to be part of Eurovision this year, even though they’ve withdrawn. So we brought some with us.’
Fart away. The viewers at home won’t smell it.
But this isn objectifying, I swear.
Ahhh the sweet smell of success
“Will my mother see this?”