Every week we supply the photo, and you supply the caption. This week’s image comes Cezar Ouatu’s recent holiday, which involved sitting poolside in a red speedo. What is Cezar thinking as he vogues for the camera? Why is he so wet? And how long do you think these swim trunks stayed on after this pic was taken? Fill in your own caption in the comments section below. And be sure to check out our previous Eurovision Open Caption posts when you’re done! (Including the one in which Ryan Dolan shows off his own chest).
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Can’t I even enjoy a swim without you all gawking at me!
“I am butch, damn it!”
“It’s my life and I give a s**t on all these silly, foolish people.
By the way, I’m sexy and I know it.”
Cezar I love yooouuu 🙂
For me you are the best and you’ll always be :*
What if there are only teardrops on my body? Waterfall? No no, believe in me. Analyse will prove its only pH and specific gravity normal for sportsmen, because at pool alcohol is free and love kills.
I look like a man but sound like a ….
Judging by how tight my trunks are, it’s pretty obvious how I reached those high notes
It’s my life, I can be shirtless if I want to.
LOL, @tiggeh!!!
He is a model of good works that God made!!!
Cezar is fuming to find out he was pipped to the top spot by Farid Farid Mammadov on Eurovision’s Next Top Male Model 2013.
He’s thinking:oh,boy.i’m hot!;)He’s sexy and he knows it!:)))
look at me. I’m a smug bugger…and I am gonna troll all the polls and win each and every one of them. Come my minions, join me and let’s rule the polls together!
And there’s no other way,
So sorry to say that it’s over.
I’m sexy and I know it!
“What do you mean you’re going in a different direction in 2014? I was promised back-to-back booking!”
I thought it was established that Cezar was going out with Angela Gheorghiu. (GET IT GIRL!)
It’s my life (easy one)
Yup….I’m still in the closet.
You guys, he isn’t staring at a photographer. He’s just encountered a jury member who f*cked him over in Malmö!!
Slippery when wet
The higher the falsetto, the bigger the….