Every week we supply the photo, and you supply the caption. This week’s image comes Cezar Ouatu’s recent holiday, which involved sitting poolside in a red speedo. What is Cezar thinking as he vogues for the camera? Why is he so wet? And how long do you think these swim trunks stayed on after this pic was taken? Fill in your own caption in the comments section below. And be sure to check out our previous Eurovision Open Caption posts when you’re done! (Including the one in which Ryan Dolan shows off his own chest).

Cezar Ouatu
I’m sexy and I know it.

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Midge108
Midge108
7 years ago

Can’t I even enjoy a swim without you all gawking at me!

Adam
Adam
7 years ago

“I am butch, damn it!”

Caramel
Caramel
7 years ago

“It’s my life and I give a s**t on all these silly, foolish people.
By the way, I’m sexy and I know it.”

Cezar I love yooouuu 🙂
For me you are the best and you’ll always be :*

eurovision-berlin
7 years ago

What if there are only teardrops on my body? Waterfall? No no, believe in me. Analyse will prove its only pH and specific gravity normal for sportsmen, because at pool alcohol is free and love kills.

JoyceS
JoyceS
7 years ago

I look like a man but sound like a ….

GoodThings
GoodThings
7 years ago

Judging by how tight my trunks are, it’s pretty obvious how I reached those high notes

Francesca
Francesca
7 years ago

It’s my life, I can be shirtless if I want to.

Vebooboo Nadella
Vebooboo Nadella
7 years ago

LOL, @tiggeh!!!

Anca Ion
7 years ago

He is a model of good works that God made!!!

Anthony
Anthony
7 years ago

Cezar is fuming to find out he was pipped to the top spot by Farid Farid Mammadov on Eurovision’s Next Top Male Model 2013.

Lola
Lola
7 years ago

He’s thinking:oh,boy.i’m hot!;)He’s sexy and he knows it!:)))

Tiggeh
Tiggeh
7 years ago

look at me. I’m a smug bugger…and I am gonna troll all the polls and win each and every one of them. Come my minions, join me and let’s rule the polls together!

Victory
Victory
7 years ago

And there’s no other way,
So sorry to say that it’s over.

royraniel
royraniel
7 years ago

I’m sexy and I know it!

Angus Quinn
Angus Quinn
7 years ago

“What do you mean you’re going in a different direction in 2014? I was promised back-to-back booking!”

Eurofan
Eurofan
7 years ago

I thought it was established that Cezar was going out with Angela Gheorghiu. (GET IT GIRL!)

Doctor Scripts
Doctor Scripts
7 years ago

It’s my life (easy one)

Jeff
Jeff
7 years ago

Yup….I’m still in the closet.

Jamaraqueer
Jamaraqueer
7 years ago

You guys, he isn’t staring at a photographer. He’s just encountered a jury member who f*cked him over in Malmö!!

Gerard
Gerard
7 years ago

Slippery when wet

Kenya
Kenya
7 years ago

The higher the falsetto, the bigger the….