Last November French broadcaster France 3 told us that delicious boy band Destan, funksters Twin Twin or diva Joanna Lagrave would be singing for France at Eurovision 2014. Today they revealed the song titles that each act will be competing with during the national selection on Les Chansons d’abord on January 26.

Naturally Destan (pictured above) are going to be singing a song called “Sans Toi” (Without You). We can already hear the girls screaming. 

Twin Twin, which likes to throw down rap mixed with reggae and rock, will be singing “Moustache.” I imagine they’ll grow some ‘staches for us if they win. Movember in May, anyone?

Joanna will be singing “Ma liberté” (My Freedom). She loves a good power ballad—and a cover of Whitney Houston—so expect something big.

While we wait for their Eurovision songs, let’s enjoy a Destan cover of One Direction.

And while we’re at in, Twin Twin is in ‘da house, y’all!

And nous ne pouvons pas oublier our girl Joanna.

http://youtu.be/H-i8aw2t3yQ

Willy Lee Adams contributed this report from London. Follow him on Twitter @willyleeadams. You can also keep up with the latest Eurovision news and gossip by following wiwibloggs.com on Twitter and Facebook.

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Zach
Zach
8 years ago

Joanna is my hope. She could be a world superstar.

Arianna
8 years ago

Ok, Twin Twin could be a laugh.. Currently not in the mood for them though!

Will be pleased with Destan ou Joanna!!

Roy Welles
Roy Welles
8 years ago

My analysis without hearing the songs. Destan will be a cheap copy of one direction, and the laughing stock in Europe. Never copy an original. Twin Twin – a joke entry? done and tried too many times. Unless it is super good, it will probably find the same fate of other joke entries that are not en vogue anymore. If it is rap, it is even worse. But maybe it is not. Joanna Lagrave – she seems to be the only hope for the French to seriously present something that has some true value. A good voice, and if the… Read more »

Sally
Sally
8 years ago

1) There is nothing wrong with being gay 2) It is bad to be boring (all other ESC sites). 3) I think TWIN TWIN ARE HOT!!!!

Jamaraqueer
Jamaraqueer
8 years ago

Dhani: You are one of the most prolific commenters on this site. If you don’t like it then DON’T COME BACK. I am sure the wiwibloggs team will not miss you.

Dhani
8 years ago

wiwibloggs is really the most gayest esc-website.

Dar
Dar
8 years ago

No twin twin .. We don’t need any joke acts this year ..

CallumNowacki
CallumNowacki
8 years ago

@Mika Destan will end up doing a DNASH, a joke act from France never does well (Sebastian) so Twin Twin is out, the best choice would be to send Joanna, a huge power ballad – but who knows perhaps it’s a rebellious song – could do very well for France.

Jade
Jade
8 years ago

@Mika Joanna and Amandine are the same type of singer. Amandine did NOT do well so to send her is not the good idea you think it to be

Destan are too cookie cutter. Seen it already.

Twin Twin are unique, fun and don’t take themselves seriously. I love them. I think the press will two once Copenhagen arrives

D
D
8 years ago

@Dhani, first of all I’m pretty sure you mean stereotype, not prejudice. Also, you can’t help being gay so why does it matter? Why do all of your comments have to be negative?

Mika
Mika
8 years ago

Joanna should win if France is trying to do this seriously. Twin Twin would work as a novelty act. Destan is just the French copy of One Direction shit.

Jamaraqueer
Jamaraqueer
8 years ago

Only the one in the middle of the photo is delicious. The others are not appetizing to me!

Dhani
8 years ago

“Delicious Destan”? come on?? you really confirm the prejudices about eurovision fans being gay :)))

Antekanicz
Antekanicz
8 years ago

Twin Twin to Win Win! J’aime Je Vais Tres Bien, hope Moustache will be just as magnifique!