In the aftermath of Conchita Wurst’s Eurovision win, businessmen hoping to capitalize on her success have introduced the Conchita Wurst sausage and the Conchita Wurst sausage-flavoured ice cream. Now the descendants of Walt Disney are muscling in and are ready to quack you up with the Conchita Duck.

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The cartoon duck is meant to channel Conchita with her flowing black locks, hip-hugging dress, and distinctive beard. We’re not sure how the real-life Conchita will feel about the animated ducks’ shoes, which look like Louis Vuitton knock-offs…

According to the Austrian Times  this “bearded version of Daisy Duck” has come to live in Duckburg, which is the centre of the duck universe in the fictional U.S. state of Calisota. As years pass, more and more ducks will appear, representing historical people.

Critics want to hand the animators an eraser—or at least hand Conchita Duck a razor. Some Disney fans have suggested that Walt Disney is rolling over in his grave because of the saucy, cross-dressing duck, and said that she insults his memory. Haters gonna hate….

The controversy has forced the German Ehapa-Verlag Publishing House, which created Conchita Duck, to ensure that she remains a marketing gimmick, and that she will not appear in films and books alongside Daisy Duck and Micky Mouse.

However, that doesn’t mean she can’t appear in her own films and books. ORF previously announced that Conchita Duck will begin appearing in comic strips within six months. Despite the opposition, this duck looks set to fly…

Photo: Egmont Verlagsgesellschaften

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Tziki
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Tziki

mikateriyan, you’re a moron. Blaming deaths caused by a natural disaster on an innocent person. You make me wanna throw up.

MTD
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MTD

OK, this is already too much. I mean, really!

Wergie
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Wergie

Wow, someone out there really wants to fkup future generations.., globally. This is so bad. This process should replace the existing proven civilizational norms and values into something new.. very ugly.

AnesBosna
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AnesBosna

mikateriyan. Yeah. God made the flooding. Therefor blame that bastard instead of an innocent woman who is just trying to live her own life.
Padraig, i can’t ignore her stupidity. She is blaming an innocent person for the loss of my people .(

beccaboo1212
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Disney should’ve NEVER done that D-:

mikateriyan
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mikateriyan

i agree with mikateriyan.

mikateriyan
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mikateriyan

excuse me padraig but this is no joke. if your trying to bring humour into this argument than you need to leave…

Padraig Muldoon
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@AnesBosna – mikateriyan is clearly winding you up. Don’t rise to him 😉 Based on his comment history he is not a Balkan right wing troll, but an Irish commenter who goes by various different aliases – ello, cathal, matt, mikateriyan (the give away is that they all have the same green avatar) – and he is probably having a laugh at your expense.

mikateriyan
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mikateriyan

bosna, the gods caused the flooding of the balkans because of conceits victory so she’s at fault for it.

AnesBosna
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AnesBosna

mikateriyan. I’ll defent Conchita because you got no rights to blame Conchita for what ”god” did to the balkans. Those Church leaders should go to hell for what they are saying to her…

mikateriyan
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mikateriyan

stop defending conchita guys, she it the one responsible for the floods and i don’t see how you can defend her for this? read this :http://oikotimes.com/2014/05/22/lets-also-blame-conchita-for-spring-in-mars/

this will ravel the truth.

David Thielen
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@mikateriyan – What if God sent floods to the Balkans because you’re so close minded and it’s punishment for the mean things you say about gays?

AnesBosna
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AnesBosna

Mikateriyan. So you’re telling me that i could just randomly kill people, and blame it on someone else for winning something? Seems legit to me.

JMH
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JMH

Don’t feed the balkan trolls, people! Let them live in the 19th century..

mikateriyan
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mikateriyan

bosna, no conchita is the reason! she needs to a. be exacted or b. the ebu need to give the victory to someone else

vikutoru
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vikutoru

From the fading light I fly, rise like a duuuuuck…

Branko
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Branko

Could they use “Conchita Duck” in Eurovision like in 1990 they used Eurocat? Maybe in the postcards or so…

gavin
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gavin

Obvious proof… Conchita the duck… rain… floods… comic strip… yep she deffinalty caused the flooding and is now quacking up with laughter. This Gal rules. lol.

AnesBosna
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AnesBosna

@mikateriyan Stop with your bullshit… Why dont you go blame your ”God” instead of Conchita, as it was HE who gave the balkans the floodings…

AnesBosna
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AnesBosna

Conchita is gonna be more famous than Celine Dion xD

mikateriyan
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mikateriyan

Balkan killer!

Nathan
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Nathan

LOVE IT!

Charles
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Charles

Seriously? ..
It’s starting to becoming too much … and increasingly less funny …

Erin
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Erin

Barbie tolerance edition:
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Erin
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Erin

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