So we all know Danny Saucedo right? Adorable blonde beau and two-time Melodifestivalen runner up. 

 

Yes, yes that does sound like Danny Saucedo.
Yes, yes that does sound like Danny Saucedo.

 

Well think again! Readers of a “I still remember the innocent beauty of In The Club and Amazing” disposition may want to look away now because Danny just uploaded a previously unreleased song to his souncloud that is hella dirty!

For real?
For real?

For real:

 

Team Wiwi isn’t sure why the men of Melodifestivalen have gone so dirty lately but dirty and flirty they have become.

For starters the second line of the chorus is “I make you c*m loud when I’m inside the room.” He’s also going all Christian Gray on us with the whole, “Get over here, get undressed, and we can do whatever.”

Talk about commanding presence.

Are you blushing? Y’all should be!

And even though the lyrics are outrageously forward, sexy, blush-inducing and (inadvertently) kind of hysterical, we kind of love them!

The overt auto-tunning and swagger Danny brings to the lyrics means it actually comes across as a confident and flirty R&B anthem which we sort of love. The tone is worlds apart from the rest of his back catalogue.

Read the lyrics to see what you think:

Lyrics

I’m so pow, you so boom
I make you c*m loud when I’m inside the room
Five star tripping all inclusive
Then go ahead and tell me what you want,
I want your breakfast on your bed.

Excuse me miss, what’s our name,
I wanna know ya better,
Get over here, get undressed,
And we can do whatever,
You want it, you got it,
Cause I’m a man and you’re my girl,
We could put it on all night long, If you wanna

I’m so pow you so boom,
I make you c*m loud when I’m inside the room,
Five star tripping all inclusive go ahead,
Tell me what you want, I want your breakfast on your bed

Br-br-br-breakfsat on ya bed
Br-br-br-breakfsat on ya bed
Br-br-br-breakfsat on ya bed

You and me, me and you,
we freaking like them animals,
mating dance, it’s outta France,
si parlez vous francias?
Oui but, I speak body language better
So let me say this to you, woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

I’m so pow you so boom,
I make you c*m loud when I’m inside the room,
Five star tripping all inclusive go ahead,
Tell me what you want, I want your breakfast on your bed

Br-br-br-breakfsat on ya bed
Br-br-br-breakfsat on ya bed
Br-br-br-breakfsat on ya bed

Tell me, tell me, what you wanna have baby, I will give it to you baby

Br-br-br-breakfsat on ya bed
Br-br-br-breakfsat on ya bed
Br-br-br-breakfsat on ya bed

PHOTO: Aftonbladet

Having said all that about all his ultra cool swagger, Team Wiwi then remembered Danny also did this:

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I am serving bling-leotard realness right now
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Thomas
Thomas
5 years ago

Guys, please 😀 It’s Sweden – they’re soooo open 😀 Btw. Anton Ewald & Medina – This Could Be Something? That’s a kind of musical porn! 😀

Charles
Charles
6 years ago

Why do I feel that as I look at this article it all looks more about Danny Saucedo’s “piece of meat” than necessarily about his unreleased “sexually-unnecessary-oriented” Usher/Chris Brown-esque stuff (soooo original)? Or are these lyrics just reinforcing those “piece of meat” views even further in the minds of many people over here? @Robyn: Danny may have the body and everything else that makes girls and gays loose their rationality and sense of intelligence … but vocallywise Robin Stjernberg surpasses any trashy Swedish male heartthrob out there relying on looks more than on what they don’t have: a voice (and… Read more »

Robyn Gallagher
Admin
6 years ago

The lyric “Oui but, I speak body language better” reminds me of Robin Stjernberg’s new single “Body Language”. Is Danny subtly reminding Robin who the true prince of Melfest is? 😉

Nadine
Nadine
6 years ago

If you look close enough, you can see in the description of the song that the song is already 4 years old.. “4y old song. me having fun. Enjoy” 😉