Way back in 2010, a few days before Germany’s Lena won Eurovision, I was sitting in my bedroom listening to “Satellite.” At some point it dawned on me that this slinky girl in a slinkier black dress sounded a little crazy. Here’s what I wrote at the time:

There’s a fine line between puppy love and psychotic obsession — and Lena Meyer-Landrut blurs it brilliantly. In her Eurovision entry ‘Satellite,’ the 18-year old projects frustration at being ignored: ‘I went everywhere for you/ I even did my hair for you/ I bought new underwear that’s blue/ And I wore it just the other day.’ A true masochist, she soon converts that pain into pleasure. When the chorus rolls around, she radiates ecstasy while dancing in a black void and compares herself to the loneliest of travelers: ‘Like a satellite I’m in orbit all the way around you/ And I would fall out into the night/ Can’t go a minute without your love.’

From that point on basically every song I’ve heard has, in some way, made me think of a crazy sitting in someone’s window with a camera or a knife. As such wiwibloggs put together a list of 10 Songs with Crazy Stalker Lyrics in 2013 and, a few weeks ago, we updated that list in video format. Below you can watch us discussing 10 such songs below. Now don’t get any ideas, y’all…

Eurovision Top 10: Songs with Crazy Stalker Lyrics

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Melissa Kutcher
Melissa Kutcher
5 years ago

I would choose “Terminal 3” by Linda Martin from 1984 as a song with crazy stalker lyrics.

Luis Felipe
Luis Felipe
5 years ago

I think Ireland 1997 is kind of stalkish. the guy falls in love with someone he never met. Honestly i think the mysterious woman couldn’t care less about him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV_3B13Q3xs

Eeeee
Eeeee
5 years ago

Rbl, Padraig did send this link in an another post when Oooops did ask the same question.
https://twitter.com/wiwibloggs/status/627862431939887104
I think it will be revealed this week

Jak
Jak
5 years ago

Turkey 2003, come on?

Rbl
Rbl
5 years ago

Can anyone tell me when will we have the results of wiwivision? thanks 🙂

Marie Vision of straight love
Marie Vision of straight love
5 years ago

Hope read more about upcoming plans for the countries ESC 2016

SpirK
SpirK
5 years ago

Well, they might be crazy stalker, but 5 of the 10 songs you mentioned finished in the top 5 (!), one more in the top 10 and no one did really bad, except Malta’s I Do which was an automatic qualifier and received just 1 point. So they might be crazy stalker but they seem to be really memorable and they drag people’s (and since 2010, jury’s) votes and attention! Some other crazy stalker to me were: – Russia 2011: “Oh oh, I’m coming to get you, oh oh, I’m running I’m gunning for you, oh oh I’m gonna get… Read more »

DR
DR
5 years ago

@Deban
I’ve just realised. If in the video she kills him, with said bloody knife. How can he then leave, and be given a chance to return. Or is she threatening to stab him to death if he doesn’t come back to bed. I can’t get amorous with someone who is threatening to use me as a human pin cushion. I’m scared to dig any deeper. All I would say is I wouldn’t be surprised if she has some old boyfriends in the garden under the rose bush.

Adam
Adam
5 years ago

Omg finally someone else has noticed how creepy “My Heart is Yours” is, like i like the song but those lyrics were so obsessed psycho stalker lol

Deban
Deban
5 years ago

DR’s comment has left me in stitches!

random.sage2.0
5 years ago

Lena’s cray cray.

But that’s why we love her! Like Padriag said “… Crazy stupid b*tch.”

DR
DR
5 years ago

In Estonia 2015, no wonder he left at 6am and sneaked out quietly. Stig says so himself. “My love was never gonna be enough.” You can never satisfy a stalker can you. Even after he left her naked in bed she still says “let’s try again and say goodbye to yesterday”. A normal woman would have told him to never comeback, not let’s have a second go. Miss Psycho 2015 – Elina Born.

Jericho
Jericho
5 years ago

Bananas. Lena crazy!