Summer is almost over, and Eurovision season will kick off soon enough. But some of us aren’t quite done with 2015, myself included. Having studied the songs, the acts, and the lyrics, I felt it was time to study the artists. And by artists, I, as a straight female, mean the men. We’ve all looked at a contestant in Eurovision at some point and thought: “Yuuummmmyyyy!!!” I am aware that we’ve already staged Eurovision’s Next Top Male Model, but as usual, I didn’t quite agree with that list, so decided to mash up a list of my own.
Two notes. (1) My views of hotness do not neccessarily reflect the opinions of my fellow bloggers. (2) If you’re about to comment “OMG, focus on the music”, then please loosen up and note that there are more than 7,400 posts in our extensive archives for you to chew on.
Now: Let’s start my countdown of the créme de la créme of Eurovision 2015…
HOTTEST EUROVISION GUYS 2015
#5: Stig Rasta
This guy is just dreamy all over. His intense voice and hypnotizing gaze, with just the right amount of humility, melted my heart right from the beginning. OK, so he sort of ditches his girlfriend in the middle of the night, and walks out of what appears to be the most dysfunctional relationship since the Juliette Lewis/Woody Harrelson duo in Natural Born Killers (minus the killing spree of course), but he was only being considerate! He didn’t wanna wake her up….probably because she had a knife, but you know and sounded like a crazy stalker. How lovely is that? Pardon me while I sigh longingly and stare into the distance.
#4: The guys of Il Volo
Most of us do like a good looking, funny Italian with the voice of an angel……and this year, we got three of them! That is a triple threat, y’all! I now completely understand every single woman who has ever fallen for an exotic European. The guys of Il Volo are the epitome of the tall, dark and handsome stranger who sweeps you off your feet and takes you to an unforgettable mini break in Venice. And did I mention, that there’s three of them?! Oh, be still my beating heart….
#3: Václav Noid Bárta
Speaking of tall, dark and handsome strangers! Good Lord! If there’s anything that sends a rush of blood to my head more than a hunky, tattooed and husky voiced Slavic, it’s aforementioned Slavic who is also a loving father and a devoted partner. Václav has it all in abundance and he completely took my breath away. He is the semi bad boy turned good, and for me, that is hot, hot, hot.
#2: Daniel Kajmakoski
I might be raising a few eyebrows now, but whatever. Daniel didn’t do so well in the contest, but he is still one big hunk of a man. I just love a man with a good sense of humor, who isn’t afraid to goof around and have fun, as Daniel did with all his heart in Vienna. Plus he has beautiful eyes and a beautiful smile, which for me is a great asset. I’ll take a dose of Daniel any day of the week and FYI, autumn is my favorite season. Rest assured that I won’t let you fall free, Danny boy.
#1: Måns Zelmerlöw
OK, no surprises here. I’ll admit that, but can you honestly blame me? Just look at this gorgeous Swede! I may have to stop following him on Instagram, because I have things to do. I have places to go, people to see, and he is a HUGE distraction. All those pics of him and his dog (animal lover: CHECK!), driving big ass tractors and building stuff with his bare hands without an IKEA pamphlet in sight…SWOON. I am but a simple woman, and I can’t take it anymore. You’re killing me, Måns! You’re g*ddamn killing me! So, be a dear and take your biceps, chest hairs and beautiful-and-shy-yet-cheeky smile somewhere else, ’cause now I need to focus……P.S. Marry me?