Here we are again in my woman cave (it’s a metaphor!) and it’s time to bombard y’all with my opinion of the hottest guys who graced the Eurovision stage this year.
There was plenty to choose from. The Eurovision Song Contest 2016 was a friggin’ smörgåsbord of good looking and charming men, who time and time again completely took my breath away! As always, I’m definitely not on the same page as the majority of you gorgeous readers, but I urge you to remember the wise words of miss Bojana Stamenov from last year: “Finally I can say, yes, I’m different and it’s okay”. But, whatever — let’s start the countdown.
5. Jüri Pootsmann
For the second year in a row, Estonia takes the fifth place by storm. This time its Stig Rasta’s protége Juri who holds the torch. That boy’s voice is just too much to handle for me at times! Deep and sexy. How he just works it. Oh, those eyes! He is just so down to earth, alluring and charming. Take a lesson, guys and girls. Being nice, humble and polite will get you a long way. And Juri is all that, and more. I desperately want to see him back to ESC. Please come back, Jüri. Pretty please? I promise I won’t stalk you… much.
Hah! Bet you didn’t see that one coming, did you? Well, here he is. The sexiest rapper of the Balkans. So aggressive and angry. And so uncontrollably hot! He totally got me when he burst on to the stage and just rapped with such feeling. Some say that rap doesn’t belong in Eurovision. I call b******t on that! Rap belongs in Eurovision, especially if it’s in Bosnian and performed by Jala. Like, all the time. Always. More Jala. Never enough of Jala. He’s a Slavic hunk of a man. True story.
My first reaction when I heard and saw what France was offering this year was pretty much sacré bleu! Where have you been all my life, monsieur Amir? Good Lord. Amir made hearts across Europe, Australia, China and America beat just a little faster than usual with his charming and cheeky appearance. His smile, his eyes, his personality — everything about Amir is close to perfect, really. But not in the way that it becomes just flat out annoying and you struggle to find a flaw just so you can sleep at night, but more like: “Sigh, I’d like to clone you, s’il vous plait”. Oh, Amir…
2. Nika Kocharov
This scruffy looking, Georgian indie rocker completely took my breath away from the very beginning. Woof! Do I long to be his Midnight Gold? Yes. Did I, along with two other female wiwibloggers, form an unofficial hashtag called #nikacheers? Oh yeah, and I’m proud to say that we are still going strong. Would I marry him in an instant and let him take cigarettes out of my bag, whenever he likes? You betcha! Do I sound just a little bit crazy and stalkerish right now? Probably, but I don’t care. It’s just what Nika does to me.
1. Francois Micheletto
OH… MY… EFFING… GOD! There should be laws against such raw sexuality that Francois Micheletto oozes of! I became pregnant like 17 times just during Minus One’s first rehearsal. The rest of the Eurovision week is sort of in a haze of a mixture between swooning and giggling like a moron, every time I ran into him. I never spoke a word to him though — way too busy forcing myself to simply stand upright and not melt into some formless pile of bumbling idiot. A strong, independent and mature woman alert, y’all! Pfff! As if. Okay, I’m going to cut down on the coffee now.
What do you think? Which guys took your breath away at Eurovision 2016? Share your own top five below!