Last year we ran a series of articles detailing the “10 reasons” that we love every country at Eurovision. This year we’ve decided to focus on the countries that are no longer participating. Their departures gave us sad face, but the thought of their return — no matter how unlikely — makes us smile big. Next we turn our attention to Slovakia. The Slavic nation has competed 7 times and hasn’t seen a grand final since 1998. That’s not to say there haven’t been some iconic moments though. So let’s look at 10 reasons why we love Slovakia at the Eurovision Song Contest.

1. The Slovak language

Many Eurovision fans love hearing a variety of languages each year. Let’s face it — Eurovision wouldn’t be the same without a generous helping of Slavic tongues. The Slovak language fits the bill and Slovakia sang in its native tongue in all of their Eurovision appearances except the last two. We have to applaud that as a stepping stone to the rest of this list.

2. They sent a Slavic “Prayer” nine years before “Molitva”

Sticking with the idea of Slavic languages, we have to point to perhaps the most famous Slavic-language song to grace the Eurovision stage. Slovakia didn’t compete in Helsinki in 2007 when Serbia debuted and won with “Molitva“. However, they sent their own Slavic “Prayer” to Eurovision before Serbia was even an independent country. Katarína Hasprová sang “Modlitba” in 1998 and finished 21st. Ironically, it received all 8 of its points from Croatia.

3. They beat KEiiNO to the weird double I thing in their name

While Slovakia haven’t had any success at Eurovision, they have certainly set successful trends. They did “Modlitba” before “Moltiva” but that isn’t the only trend they set. KEiiNO won the Eurovision 2019 televote and if you were wondering why they have two lower case Is in their name, we have the answer for you. Clearly they were paying tribute to Slovakia’s TWiiNS who got the ball rolling eight years earlier in 2011. The more you know!

4. They sent twins to Eurovision in 2011

Speaking of TWiiNS, let’s pay tribute to them a little longer. Jedward weren’t the only twins who rocked Düsseldorf. Slovakia did it too and they decided to put it in the name to remind you. You might argue that TWiiNS were blown out of the water in the battle of the twins but only one set of twins went on to release a collaboration with American rapper Flo Rida, and it wasn’t Jedward.

5. They came back to the contest only to fail to qualify four times

Every Eurovision fan hates seeing countries pull out of the contest. It’s like having a family reunion with some members missing. As such, every Eurovision fan likes seeing countries come back. Some come back and find new success, such as Bulgaria returning in 2016 and recording two Top 4 results. Others come back and ruin their perfect qualification record and leave again anyway (hello Bosnia & Herzegovina). The only thing more iconic than that? Slovakia returning to the contest and failing to qualify 4 out of 4 times, only to leave again.

6. Genre diversity

It’s one thing to fail by doing the same thing over and over again. It’s another thing to try your hand at different genres and still fail to qualify either way. Slovakia’s last Eurovision appearance was the epic rock number “Don’t Close Your Eyes” by Max Jason Mai. Even rock couldn’t take Slovakia to the grand final. Bonus points go to Slovakia for the best hair of 2012.

7. They have the best hair in Europe

Speaking of big hair, Max Jason Mai isn’t the only Slovak act to slay the pack. I’m just going to leave this one here for you and make no further comment.

8. They are the only competing country who didn’t make a grand final this decade

This might sound a bit negative but go with me here. Winning Eurovision is all well and good but it takes a special kind of talent to do quite so badly. Even San Marino managed to qualify for two grand finals this decade. You might argue that Slovakia only participated three times this decade but even Montenegro qualified twice — and they spent much of the decade sending things like “The Real Thing” and “Falling”, which are basically tantamount to not competing anyway. Slovakia don’t really have their pick of plaudits so take what you can get and let this honour be bestowed upon you.

9. Bratislava would be an incredible Eurovision host city

There are many countries which have never hosted Eurovision, including plenty which still compete unlike Slovakia. However, a big gap exists in this geographic region. Slovakia hasn’t hosted and neither have neighbouring countries like Poland, Czech Republic and Hungary. There are plenty of cities in that part of Europe equipped to host the contest — Prague being a prime example. However, Bratislava would make for a brilliant host city too.

I had the pleasure of travelling to Bratislava this year and between the majestic Old Town, the restaurants and atmosphere along the Danube and the imposing Bratislava Castle atop the hill, it is a stunning city that deserves some time in the spotlight. It is easily accessible, located a stone’s throw away from a major hub like Vienna and it can accommodate the international community, having recently hosted the 2019 IIHF Ice Hockey World Championship. Having Eurovision in Bratislava would be a fairytale come true.

10. The legend that is Kristína Peláková

Surely you didn’t think we would finish this list without paying tribute to the one and only Kristína? Even though she finished second last in her semi-final, “Horehronie” is clearly Slovakia’s moment of Eurovision glory. There are many “robbed” semi-final songs at Eurovision, like “Hear Them Calling” and “Blackbird” for instance. However, the fact that “Horehronie” didn’t just fail to qualify but finished so far down the leaderboard is an absolute crime. The powers that be in Slovakia may look to this as a reason to steer clear of the contest and that is a tragedy.

That hasn’t stopped our queen though. She has been releasing hit after hit after hit in recent years and has developed an impressive discography. If we can be thankful to Slovakia for one thing, it is that they brought this goddess into our lives.

Do you want to see Slovakia return to Eurovision? What are your favourite Slovak entries? Let us know in the comments below.

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Azuro

Horehronie has long been a favourite of mine. I remember being so shocked when it didn’t qualify. Quite a few people tipped it as a potential winner.

Forget Katrina and the waves, it’s time for Kristina and the leaves etc

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Cesar's salad

Horehronie is my most beloved song of all times. I adore it. It’s a heartbreaking result that was almost matched by Portugal this year.

However, Bratislava would not be a great host city at all. It’s a boring and beige city with a pretty castle atop the river Danube, but far from the league of Budapest, Prague, Cracow or Vienna.

And 15 years ago, Bratislava was scary af. Hostel realness.

Jonas
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Jonas

The millions of TV viewers wouldn’t care if it was no in the “league” of those other cities. If it has a suitable venue, that’s all that counts. The contest is not produced every year for the relatively few number of visiting fans.

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Cesar's salad

I agree, but that doesn’t validate “#9. Bratislava would be an incredible host city”

Karlan
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Karlan

Songs Max and Kristina were included in my top 10 of those years.In any case, slovakia left beautifully in 2012.When the Czech republic will win, possibly will return Slovakia.

Esc1234
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Esc1234

For some reason eurovision wasn’t so popular in Slovakia and the Czech Republic, but thank God the Czech republic managed to send good entries and the public is becoming more interested

MusicIstheKey
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MusicIstheKey

I think the Slovak Molitiba is MUCH better than the Serbian Molitva! Maybe I’m the only one 🙂

Also heard the reason why Slovakia vasnished from ESC is that their TV entertainment boss doesn’t like ESC: Maybe they wll return when someone else takes over… 🙂 Like Denmark in 1978!

Hrvatska
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Hrvatska

I hope that Slovakia will return because it has great artists with good quality songs in its country, but unfortunately we still hear the same text from RTVS every year, the only chance for Slovakia to come back is the parliamentary elections in this country and the change of public television RTVS

Ziv
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Ziv

8. They are the only competing country who didn’t make a grand final this decade

Oh my, I know looking for 10 reasons to love Slovakia in Eurovision is hard, but if anyone from the Slovak broadcaster reads this, they would probably stay out of the contest at least until 2047. Too much irony.

MusicIstheKey
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MusicIstheKey

They must return! 🙂

SOME reasons to LOVE Slovakia in ESC: Two BRILLIANT melodic hardrock songs, both in 1994 and 2012. Great quality songs, criminally underrated! Tublatanka are legends at home

Their national finals: For rock music lovers, their national finals were simply the best. Actually in both 2009 / 10, around 75 % of the songs (in the selections all over, not only final) were rock songs. Fantastic! And good rock songs, many different kinds of rock. Very hard to top!

This article should mention those factors too, just saying..

Polegend Godgarina
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bratislava is such a flop city tbh, the old town is half reconstructed in an exaggerate way (the castle looks like it’s straight outta disneyworld) and half crumbling apart, n it’s basically one chinese souvenir shop after the other. a true disappointment, prague would outsell, outskinny n outbeauty as a host city ! other than that, we want slovakia back <3

Joe
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Joe

Kosice is where it’s at.

filipko54
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filipko54

I’ve never been there, but a lot of Czechs make fun of Bratislava’s castle because.. it’s looks like the way looks 😀

Skiwalko
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By the way Montenegrin song’s title from this year is “Heaven”, not “Falling”. 🙂 The mistake is understandable tho, I think most of the fans already forgot this song existed.

Skiwalko
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I will never understand, how “Butterflies” qualified and “Horehronie” didn’t. It just boggles my mind. Like, did the EBU accidentally swap their results and never told us? Were the juries having a coffee break during Kristina’s performance? Did “men in black” appear on the screen after she performed and erased the song from viewers’ minds? Just how?

matte
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matte

Please, I want so much to see Slovakia back! 🙂
There are so many Slovak artists who would be perfect for Eurovision – for example pop diva Lina Mayer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubyBtoYQzSQ) or alternative, but very popular band Billy Barman (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5oOtl1DOdk).

And I dare to dream even more: in 1960s – 1980s, very successful festival of songs called ‘Bratislavská lýra’ (Bratislavan lyre) took place every year. It would be amazing if they resumed this and used as a national selection for ESC 🙂

Joe
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Joe

My former babysitter/current house helper/big sister I never had is from Slovakia so it’s always made me a little sad that they don’t compete anymore. They had so much potential, especially in their last few years, that they never realized. Maybe if the Czech Republic wins they’ll come back. After all, the only reason they briefly came back to Young Dancers was because the Czech Republic hosted and it was considered a local production.

filipko54
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filipko54

Kristina’s song Horehronie was a big success in both Slovakia and Czech Republic and she had even more hits later and is popular in both countries 🙂 I hope they will return, we (Czechs) proved that it’s not impossible to qualify and we take part in Eurovision even though it’s not very popular here

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Mr. Vanilla Bean

I’m just imagining “One Night Stand” being performed live at Eurovision by the twins. They would need an army of backup vocals. I’d probably enjoy it with male twins, though.
I want our neighbors back. Slovakia has awesome people and so much potential. They just never really arrived at Eurovision, although they definitely should have qualified in 2010. Their broadcaster needs to financially support its acts in order to get the right ones to compete. Bratislava would definitely be a great host city.

Roelof Meesters
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Roelof Meesters

Slovakia should return and I hope that the recent succes of Czech Republic should encourage them to do so.

Jonas
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Jonas

I would like to see Czech Republic and Slovakia compete in the same show. The only year they both competed was 2009, but they were in different semi-finals.

Nikki
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Nikki

Maybe if Czech Republic wins in a near future, they decide to give it other shot.

Jowst Nej
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Jowst Nej

Also known as the weakest country of this decade 🙁

Jo.
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Jo.

I think they will return before 2025.

Conor K
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Conor K

As far as I know they were going to withdraw before ESC 2012 but Max Jason Mai paid the cost to participate and represent them? Would explain the sudden change in genre haha