The Wiwi Jury — our in-house team of music unprofessionals — is reviewing and rating the 37 competing songs in Eurovision 2025. Next we review the United Kingdom, who have chosen Remember Monday with “What The Hell Just Happened?”.

Do the trio make it a Monday to remember? Read on to find out!

Remember Monday – “What The Hell Just Happened?” (United Kingdom Eurovision 2025)

Review: Remember Monday – “What The Hell Just Happened?”

Jonathan: “What The Hell Just Happened?” – is exactly what I thought after listening to this for the first time. The constant changes of pace completely threw me for a loop. Despite some stellar vocal harmonies from Remember Monday, it’s hard to latch on to exactly what they’re selling when you’re too busy reeling from the constant whiplash of hearing an almost brand new song every 30 seconds. Although I’ve been able to settle into the entry overtime, and now appreciate the theatricality of it all, first impressions matter at Eurovision – and that worries me for how well this will be received on the night.

     Score: 6

Deban: Fun Fact: One can slay by blending multiple genres in three minutes. The UK’s musical efficiency at Eurovision this year is compelling, and Remember Monday’s blend of vocal harmonies deserves its own masterclass. Undeterred by naysayers, Charlotte, Holly-Anne and Lauren have spent years honing their craft on the theatre stage. Their decade-long sorority shows when performing live and in interviews. Each girl’s solo riff is a good teaser, and when combined, their voices build into a transcendental climax. From The Voice, to the West End, and now onto Eurovision, this progression feels natural and celebratory. 

     Score: 8

William: Charlotte, Holly-Anne and Lauren have incredible voices, they drop stunning harmonies, and they ooze a playful insouciance that’s really endearing. They are rightly stars of the West End, where voice is currency and songs don’t need to be on-trend or chart-topping. Eurovision, of course, is another story. This song is very loud and very Frankenstein — it stitches together genres from pop to musical theatre to a completely random George Michael inspired bridge. Worst of all, it doesn’t allow each of these three amazing personalities to stand out and shine. Instead they bleed together in a wall of sound that screams WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED in all caps. I love the artists — they’re talented, warm and such great ambassadors for the BBC. But ultimately, the song lacks the hook and emotion that would make it my cup of tea.

     Score: 3

Ruxandra: What great energy this song delivers! It’s definitely a fun and feel-good track. The girls have great vocals, but more importantly, they have fantastic harmony when they sing together. Although their voices shine, the song makes me feel like I’m listening to three different songs put together. I like them all, but the transitions from one part to another aren’t that smooth. That said, they bring a Little Mix vibe with a twist, and that’s actually really cool.

     Score: 7.5

United Kingdom Eurovision 2025 ranking

In the Eurovision 2025 Wiwi Jury, we have 17 jurors but only have room for four reviews. The remaining scores are below:

Andreas: 7.5

Antranig: 4

Bernardo: 5.5

Burak: 6

Cinan: 6

Jordi: 6.5

Lucy: 7.5

Pablo: 6

Scarlett: 6

Simon: 7

Suzanne: 6

Tom: 8

Tomas: 6

We have removed the highest and lowest scores prior to calculating the average. This is to remove outliers and potential bias. We have removed a high of 8 and a low of 3.

Wiwi Jury verdict: 6.37/10

What do you think of the United Kingdom’s Eurovision 2025 entry? Share your own score and review for Remember Monday’s “What The Hell Just Happened?” below!

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YouRaPsycho
YouRaPsycho
38 minutes ago

Unfortunately, this song gives me null televoting points vibes! …

Garnachos
Garnachos
7 minutes ago
Reply to  YouRaPsycho

The UK, I’m sorry, zero points!!!

Ari
Ari
1 hour ago

The song title is asking the right question. Another track to just have to survive this year.

jxck
jxck
1 hour ago

7/10

hope the girls will smash it this year for us, and nothing to be embarrassed about. doesn’t deserve a bottom 5 finish, keeping fingers crossed for top 15

WESSEL
WESSEL
1 hour ago

Not a shadow of doubt who will get my vote this year! Refreshing, fun and exciting!