In an age of terrorism, surely this counts as a security threat. So bad is Belgium’s entry Witloof Bay with “With Love” that people might get violent, or attempt to blow up the stage. A capella music rarely goes down well—at Eurovision or anywhere else for that matter. Each of the performers hails from a different part of Belgium—a bit of P.R. that jives well with their theme of love conquering all and bringing people together. In that, at least, they do achieve something: all of Europe will unite in giving this ZERO points. But at least the rapper guy RoxerLoops is kind of cute.