Goodbye Eurovision 2018 and hello PED! We’re all going through the same thing, aren’t we? But fear not, because there is plenty left to gather from this year’s amazing contest! Like this list where an Icelandic housewife picks her five hottest guys of Eurovision 2018. It originally started as an inside joke on Team Wiwi, but it accidentally became an annual part of wiwibloggs’ PED healing program that consumes our lives in the weeks after Eurovision.
This year saw the highest number of male vocalists in a long time. Fourteen solo artists, two all-male groups and two mixed groups. A buffet of delicacies! And yes, I am aware that I might be slightly objectifying those talented and fine men and for that I am truly sorry. I hereby solemnly swear to behave like a picture perfect all-round lady for the rest of year… right after I finish the Icelandic Housewife’s countdown of the top five hottest guys of Eurovision 2018
5. Cesár Sampson – Austria
Damn, boy! Just… damn. He’s got it all, this one. The charisma, the voice, the looks… you name it, Cesár has got it. All that running through the forests of Austria sure paid off when he raised his voice in Lisbon. He looked fit and ready to set the house and two continents on fire. And to be so nice and down to earth alongside with it?
That’s just the BIG and juicy icing on the beautiful and gourmet Sachertorte that is Cesár Sampson. One smile from this lovely man and you could actually hear the population of Europe and Australia swoon in sync. I for one had a brief Victorian moment of feeling just a little bit faint. Dude, love you!
4. Fabrizio Moro – Italy
It was not a difficult decision to place Fabrizio on the top-five list. The man practically oozes raw sex appeal! Not to mention how hot he is when he sings. When he storms around the stage, with that raspy and powerful voice, giving the evil forces of the world a good piece of his mind, looking all angry, emotional, passionate and Italian. All at the same time. Wow.
Oh, and I also might have a teeny tiny thing for Italian men, which may or may not have clouded my judgement on several occasions in the past. However, Fabrizio is more than welcome to cloud it any day of the week. The clouds are his to bring. He’s allowed to bring a hurricane. He is so hot that he is even making me use lousy word puns here!
3. Rasmussen – Denmark
Being a born and bred daughter of the North, this one was written in the stars. It was clear from the very beginning that Rasmussen would make a huge impact on this list. The man is simply too dreamy for his own good. I’ve always found it very appealing when someone is true to himself, no matter the circumstances, and Rasmussen definitely knows who he is and where he wants to go in life.
No complications. No drama. Just an extremely alluring and masculine man with luscious beard and striking blue eyes, who seems ready to fight the battle till the end…… or not. Higher ground and all that. “Exactly how much does this woman like the Viking type?” one might ask. My answer: “There isn’t a big enough measuring unit in the world to give a decisive answer to that one. I really, really, reeeeeeaaaallyyyy like that type!” Thank the gods for Rasmussen.
2. Eugent Bushpepa – Albania
Hey, remember when Albania decided to not send a screaming diva to Eurovision, but instead offered us this magnificent example of fine Albanian craftsmanship? I do and I just want say: falënderim for the wonderful Eugent Bushpepa! The Chinese totally missed out big time by blurring him and his amazing performance! This alluring rocker is a wonderful gift that just keeps on giving. He has it all and he has it in abundance, y’all!
Rough and manly, yet so gentle and caring. He’s definitely more than worthy of a being in the top-five list, and he actually was the first one to make it to the list and he has safely kept his spot since December 23rd, somewhere around 22:46 (in Icelandic time) last year. That was a very merry Christmas to me indeed. Raise your hand if you deep down wish that he was singing “Mall” to you and you alone. Oh, in another life perhaps, but a girl can dream and sigh and smile like a buffoon. At least every now and then, right?
1. Ermal Meta – Italy
Last year’s list placed the magnificent Francesco Gabbani on the top, and rightfully so. But that was also because Ermal Meta didn’t win Sanremo last year, so he didn’t count on that list. But now he does. Happy day and joyous singing!
So, maybe you’re wondering what it is exactly that makes Ermal Meta the hottest and sexiest man in the world and possible on the entire planet in my humble opinion. I’ll tell you. Everything! To me, he has pretty much everything going for him. I can’t put my finger on just one thing in particular. I could write another separate post just praising how fine Ermal Meta is in every aspect (I won’t though, don’t worry!).
From the moment I first discovered his existence in last year’s Sanremo, my heart was his. And will be for all eternity. There aren’t enough adjectives in English language to emphasize this, so I’m going to stop before I get slapped with a cyber restraining order from him. But I can’t help it, he is just so damn hot. Hashtag sorrynotsorry.
VERY honourable mentions (because this time it was needed, y’all!).
Mladen Lucic – Serbia
Tall, dark, handsome and Slavic. I’m done here….
Vlado Mihailov – Bulgaria
Nice, lovely, funny, polite and good looking. Qualities that I didn’t think was possible to combine in one and the same man… but then I met Vlado!
The men of Iriao – Georgia
All so sweet, good looking and down to earth. And those voices! Swoon!
Sevak Kaneghyan – Armenia
One delicious hunk of a man, who was even able to pull off a faux muscle vest. Say no more.
Waylon – Netherlands
The bad boy syndrome strikes again. I’m way too predictable sometimes….
What do you think? Do you agree with our Icelandic housewife? Who were your favourites? Share your thoughts in the comments below!
I agree with you MetaMoro and Eugent are my favourite
From these ones, I’ll go with the Italian duo and Eugent from Albania. But I think my top pick for this year is Melovin!
My pick this year is (surprisingly) Melovin.
While I’m no longer into young boys (now more into mature bearded men), I got a sudden turn-on when I found a video of him with blonde undercut spiky hair. Damn, he looks really hot (and cute) with that hairstyle.
Would love to mask his cute little face with a large surgical mask (if he permits).
*side undercut hair
Accurate. My top this year was definitely Metamoro.
I’m clearly in the minority based on the comments below, but my top 5 (in alphabetical order) are:
Alexander Rybak (Norway)
Alvaro Estrella (backing singer and dancer for Norway)
Ari Olafsson (Iceland)
Konstantin Vecherskiy (backing singer and dancer for Moldova)
Stefan Gfeller (Switzerland)
Which backing singer from Moldova? The one in red or the one in blue?
The one in the blue… The one that was dabbing for no more. lol I thought he was adorable and seemed very comical with his over-the-top facial expressions.
I wasn’t paying so much attention to Ermal Meta because he didn’t need to qualify. But after watching several interviews and his concert in Tirana (1th of June) on youtube I think he is really special – great performer, voice and person.
I hope Eugent’s new song will be released officially soon so that wiwibloggs can report about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiBJ1X739YM
His voice is just incredible – in the concert where he performed this you can hear him sing one of the songs from Rammstein – in a very deep and edgy voice – his versatility and range is incredible. I agree on everything you said about him above.
Is he real? 🙂 https://www.facebook.com/bushpepagent/photos/pcb.10155333236916470/10155333236491470/?type=3&theater
Anita you should come to Tirana and attend his live gigs. I’ve been doing so for years, since I was a teenager, and his voice gives me life. I keep the autograph I got from him 8 years ago as the most precious thing. Unfortunately he’s underrated in Albania too, and has a limited fanbase, because of his musical genre, which is very overlooked. I’ve always wanted him to represent us at Eurovision and this year has been a dream. I’m so happy that so many people from other countries are appreciating him too 🙂
Dear Anisa, thank you for your kind reply. I would love to see him live. Maybe you can invite me to the next concert, but I need to know it early enough, I am from Germany 😉
It’s a pitty that his genre is overlooked. People prefer sleek music and productions. I am so glad that there are musicians like him!
That’s some appropriate picks especially for the housewives but if we’re talking about boys for fangirls like me I’d pick Alekseev, Benjamin, Mikolas and Melovin. Even Ari too cuz he’s just so adorable and has a heart 😉
I must say that my favourite out of this list is Cesár Sampson – he’s so nice and at the same time he’s hot as hell! My number one without a doubt. I’d add Mikolas Josef (I’m not usually keen on blonde guys who have been taken straight out of a Prada parade, but… booooy!), and Mélovin (he looks so dark and mysterious but he’s a total sweetheart) I completely agree with Eugent – that rockish vibe has totally won me over! (And I LOVE his new look with shorter hair) PD: Are you going to do Eurovision’s Next Top… Read more »
Uh Benjamin Ingrosso? Hello?
Please tell me you’re kidding…
Author is an ‘Icelandic Housewife’ not a fan girl or teenager 😉
Mikolas/Waylon/Sevak/Eugent/Fabrizio – in no particular order
Now that you have gotten all that out of your systems, can we talk about Johnny Manuel of Equinox ‘cuz, Yum.
The one from America’s Got Talent right?
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Czechoslovak P0RN invasion, lol. 😀
Anna Filipchuk just won the Russian Junior Eurovision NF. Just saying, sorry for being off topic!
omg why is everyone downvoting me please I didn’t state an opinion ;-;
Cesar was my favorite this year (and not only for the song :p) but frankly my hot guy winner is … One of Rasmussen ‘s chorist! XD
Whatever your name, thank you for these three minutes of treat in front of the TV! XD
these men are HOT!
but what about our boys? lol
sweet Ari,cute Ryan, adorable Mikolas ,sexy Melovin and charming Nikita:)))
agreed! they’re all precious af but I guess she was rooting for the older ones haha
Yeah its a list made up by a housewife not a fan girl lol
OMG, Kristin, you must be my soulmate! xD This list is a pure perfection with the Albanian boys on the top <3 and fantastic other choices (a strong but gentle Viking, a real Italian cutie and handsome + nice Cesar!).
PS I love Thomas Forstner's 1989's song too 😀
Mine would be Fabrizio, Áron Veress (AWS’s drummer), Rasmussen, Eugent and Mladen.
Ermal and Fabrizio :))) yaaas, I love them!
You know, there really weren’t too many good looking guys at Eurovision this year.
Not when you compare it to last year anyway.
It is between Fabrizio and Eugent for me, though I do find that Ermal has some unique appeal too. These three just such an eye candy for girls.
As an Albanian … I thank thee top 2 are Albanian 🙂
What about Benjamin?
He has an elongated chin, weird teeth, an ugly haircut, is badly dressed, and speaks with a lisp. Take him home for yourself!
OK I find him very handsome, how can you be so rude about some one, I mean why? And what’s even more surprising is that you have 6 +, no -6?!?
He’s a kid. Young enough to be her son. This article was written by an ‘Icelandic Housewife’s ‘ so of course she wouldn’t choose Benjamin or even Mikolas and Ari lolz
I like a few guys in this list but my favourite in the looks department this year is Sergiu Mî?a from Moldova
Sergiu is short, chunky, and reminds me of my pizza delivery guy. He’s semi-cute at best!
Different strokes, not really into twinks or lean muscular guys. I prefer guys who are a bit chunky or more of a rugby build, Sergiu is one of few who fit that for me
Waylon, Fabrizio and Eugent for me <3
I‘m having the same, please!
Desperate housewife indeed. I didn’t find any of the men remotely attractive this year, but that’s just my taste.
Maybe get a hormone booster shot?
Maybe get higher standards?
Eugent is the best looking this year, full stop
During my teenage years I used to fancy those young pretty boys like Eric Saade and Tooji (theoretically it would apply to Mikolas and Alekseev as for this year). Now in my 20s they do absolutely nothing to me, I’m now more attracted to grown-ass men like Fabrizio and Eugent.
This is me in a nutshell!
lol I know right? Like I get why people find those boys attractive, I do recognize it and understand the appeal, but I feel nothing in terms of that specific level of attraction.
Preach, sister 🙂 though I am far beyond twenties but agree with everything
Lol, I’m male, 21 (so also in my 20s) and bi and I would go definetly with Eric Saade 🙂 I don’t need a “strong, hard” man with me. I want a friendly, cute, lovely man at my side – like Eric for instance . But just go for Fabrizio of course, he is yours 🙂
Eugent, Fabrizio and Ermal are my main crushes this year so I AGREE
Nikita, Mikolas, Melovin my top 3.
And I will emphasise Nikita ALEKSEEV, just check his new song& video, they don’t mention it here, I don’t know why, but it’s hot! And also not a boy, he is 25!
Well if talk about hot Men then i agree with her…. but what about hot Boys?
Nikita, Benjamin,Mélovin, Ryan, Mikolas, Ari are all sexy and hot young guys:)
They are all hot but Mikolas and Mélovin are the hottest boys this year….maybe they’re too young for houswifes ladies? Idk
She wants MEN not lil boys!
The insufferable Icelandic woman from the escnation forums strikes again. She has a beard fetish there, she has a beard fetish here. So what’s new?
OMG is that her?? I know EXACTLY who you’re talking about. So many in the fandom cannot stand her ?? Why does she get so much promotion???
LOL she been read. I thought I was the only one who hated her. Guess I’m not alone!
Not a member of escnation so there must be 2 of us on this earth, solely to ruin your life. Lucky you!?
I respect your opinion. But for me (21, male, bisexual) there is only Mélovin 😉 Hot, mysterious on stage, cute in interviews, handsome, sexy, perfect! 😀
Lol, why I am getting dislikes? I said I want Mélovin because I think he is sexy. You did not have to like Mélovin (because he is mine haha) but that was a friendly and funny statement. Or is it because I said I’m bisexual? Mysterious…
Where is Mikolas 🙁
I think me might be a little too young for most housewifes (he’s only 22)
The selection of men this year is quite niche. Nobody fits in the typical pretty boy category imo.
Czech Republic? Belarus?
Woah, yup… I totally forgot about them. Nevermind lol.
This is simply too straight
Well, Eurovision is not actually meant only for gay people…
I don’t see the problem.
I’m a gay man and this article could have been written by me! 😛
I think the housewife is gay too coz I don’t find her list attractive at all.