Every week we supply the photo, and you supply the caption. This week’s image comes from Zlata Ognevich’s PR team, who snapped this backstage photo at Eurovision in Concert. What are Russia’s Dina Garipova and Ukraine’s Zlata thinking as they chat backstage? Is somebody about to get slapped? Fill in your own caption in the comments section below. And be sure to check out our previous Eurovision Open Caption posts when you’re done!
Zlata to Dina:You should really work out.
Dina to Zlata:Shut up bitch,don’t tell me hat to do!
I LOVE YANA GOLDMAN
I LIKE YANA GOLDMAN TOO!
Zlata: You know if we get you a stylist and someone to do your hair properly, you can also look pretty like the other girls.
Cow, my country will kill you.
Avi, I think Yana Goldman looks like Dina Garipva…
May be this is Yana’s image…hmmm..
I like Yana Goldman
Zlata: “Thanks for promising those 12 points from Russia, now I am off to Copenhagen to stuff up that gypsy girl’s flute and dress so I can win Eurovision!”
Zlata: Just quit Eurovision. It’ll destroy your careers.
Dina: …
Zlata: Oh, and another thing… HANDS OFF OF FARID!!!! HE IS MINE!
Sorry, I called dibs on Farid first, Dina.
“You wouldn’t mind if we swapped places on the final of Wiwi Bloggs’s Eurovision’s Next Top Model 2013?”
“So what if i bring vodka
And you bring gorilka
Just add your laughter
It’s happy ever after
I don’t know about you
But that sounds good to me”
2 girls, 1 model
Zlata to Dina: “So, you know how you loaned me that unicorn for my music video? We need to talk…”
Zlata (being totally clueless) to Dina: ‘As if!’
‘In Amsterdam, the brand new Eurovision Waxworks exhibition opened to the public, with the Dina and Zlata pieces garnering a lot of attention.’
No, seriously. Give me back my mascara!
Zlata to Dina: “Yeah, you really should avoid all that fried food. It’s not a good look.”
Russia’s Dina Garipova prepares to strangle competitor Zlata with her credentials.