Pocahontas is back, y’all, and she speaks Dutch! OK, not really. But if you watched the Dutch Eurovision final you might think so. That’s because voters in the Netherlands have selected Joan Franka—a folk artist who dressed up as a Native American with a guitar and plenty of feathers during the final. Birds died during this performance, y’all!
Her song “You and Me” is pretty darn respectable. It’s mellow but uplifting, light-hearted but deep. It’s the kind of music I’d play in the background if I were having sex on a blanket outside on a sunny day. I’ve got a strange feeling that this song might just have what it takes to get Holland back to the finals of Eurovision! What do y’all think?