I seriously hope one of the Swedish House Wives throws a dead fish at Sean Banan. The schlager trio made up of Jenny Silver and two other ladies I can’t identify were robbed this evening as singing clown Banan advanced to the Melodifestivalen final over them. Louise Hoffsten also advanced, but at least she can sing.
Our beloved house wives finished a disappointing sixth with their song “On Top of the World”.
Louise’s song “Only the Dead Fish Follow the Stream” totally caught me off guard. But at least she can sing and, unlike Mr. Banan, she seems to have plenty of soul. Plus her song could become an anthem for marine life everywhere.
Anton Ewald, Eric Saade’s former back-up dancer, advanced to the second chance round with a mediocre song called “Begging”. It was really 90s, and Anton totally relied on his back-up singers. But he can dance, so it created the illusion of an amazing act. Erik Segerstedt & Tone Damli also made it with a blah song called “Hello Goodbye”. The only thing I remember is them saying “Now we’re sober, it’s all over”. Not a good sign.