Every week we supply the photo and you supply the caption. This week’s image comes from the press day at the London Eurovision Party. As we packed up our camera for the day we spotted Austria’s Conchita Wurst clutching Portugal’s Suzy around the neck. Did Suzy steal Conchita’s lipstick? Is Conchita angry that Suzy is skinnier than her? Or is Conchita trying to steal Suzy’s necklace? Let us know in the comments box below!

And be sure to check out our previous Eurovision Open Caption posts when you’re done!

(Please note: Suzy and Conchita are actually Eurovision besties. This is just a bit of fun!)

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Conchita to Suzy: “No! I’m the prettiest girl in the room!”
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Ranting Ruby
Ranting Ruby
6 years ago

Conchita – OK, darleenk, you start wiz de leetle fluff hier, HIER, around ze neck, und zen you vurk up to full lovely beard, jah? (Und for Chrissake if you have ze dark roots, you embrace zem, jah? Brunettes have more fun, darleenk, you know it!)

Suzy – With arms like that you can whitewash my timeshare in the Algarve any day, chico!

suzy will win
suzy will win
6 years ago

Conchita: Were you looking at that guy??? look straight! You must ONLY have eyes for me!’

Suzy: ok!

GVFLONDON
GVFLONDON
6 years ago

“Suzy, darling, I told you I will only shave my beard if you go through to the Finals !”

Huh
Huh
6 years ago

Can you introduce me to Emanuel?

Marcelo N
6 years ago

(whole, unedited scene)
C: See? Here is where the vocal folds are… those great little membranes I’ve been telling you about that help you hit the notes in the songs.
S: I thought this was the neck.
C: (facepalm) Keep shining, honey! And don’t forget to show a lot of cleavage…

suzy will win
suzy will win
6 years ago

Suzy: see? I told you, no adam’s apple

Victor
Victor
6 years ago

”Did you just call me Tom!?”

Fatima
Fatima
6 years ago

My dear, doesn’t your hair look wonderful when it’s been washed

Robyn
Robyn
6 years ago

Conchita: “Hey, let’s swap wigs! I’ve always wanted to be blonde!”
Suzy: “Owwwww!”

suzy will win
suzy will win
6 years ago

conchita: honey let me play barbies with you

Timo
Timo
6 years ago

Conchita is obviously trying to rip out Suzy’s weave. There can be only one weave in Eurovision.

Charles
Charles
6 years ago

@dhanie: Your drama is the fact that NO ONE is hugging Helena Papacrap 🙂

Med
Med
6 years ago

Conchita to Suzy: “Oh my, your hair so freakin’ gorgeous!”

Armenian guy
Armenian guy
6 years ago

It must be fun to be around Conchita xD She does not take herself serious , which is a good thing . It’s funny to see that sometimes a “guy ” can be more feminine than girls themselves xD

Kinner
Kinner
6 years ago

lollllllllllll…wanted to say to Wiwiblogs has nothing to do and tries to pick up on silly stuff,,,but guys yr comments are cool…haha

suzy will win
suzy will win
6 years ago

conchita: you have a boyfriend back home?
suzy: no.. er I mean yes

flower crown
flower crown
6 years ago

“Why oh whyyyy does your country have all the hot hunks?!!!! It’s not fair!!!

Nebi
Nebi
6 years ago

Wow. Nothing gets past you Dhani. You must be a blast to hand around.

Nebi
Nebi
6 years ago

“Look deep into my beard. You’re getting sleepy. Sleepy”.

“No Suzy, look into my beard instead. Yours is too blonde”.

marklebron
marklebron
6 years ago

Suzy: “Eu quero ser tua!”
Conchita: “B*tch, I’m gay!”

Julian
Julian
6 years ago

who’s Austrian and who’s Portuguese…. cold blood versus hot blood… reminds me of photos with Berlusconi/Sarcozy meetings with Angela Merkel

Paul D
Paul D
6 years ago

@Dhani
duhh this is all a joke -.-

Dhani
6 years ago

wiwi bloggs you are a bunch of drama queens. If there aren’t any drama, you’ll make it up. Like that time when you wrote about dana international making an angry phone call.

Its clear to see, that in this picture, Cohchita is about to hug Suzy

Frank Les Pays Bas
Frank Les Pays Bas
6 years ago

Honey your tits are not big enough to wear a bra but if you insist make sure you can’t see the straps, should a man really tell you that?

Deema
Deema
6 years ago

maybe she’s telling suzy that she’d look pretty with a beard on her neck :b

Woz
Woz
6 years ago

“Sure, honey. Lisbon 2015. Looking forward to it.”

israelfurever
israelfurever
6 years ago

Conchita Wurst is straight man now?

ONE 1 bL
ONE 1 bL
6 years ago

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Chris
Chris
6 years ago

“Yes, I heard your song. That’s how I know you must be stopped.”

Jacob
Jacob
6 years ago

Conchita maybe tries to kill Suzy and it looks like the first step to do it xD Or maybe Conchi talks about red Suzy’s shirt ? And she wants to buy it from Suzy. Or steal ? Why not. My imagination is like after drinking alcohol, I know 😉

Dan RO
Dan RO
6 years ago

This post is hilarious! :)))))

Jericho
Jericho
6 years ago

“For the 100th time, you need to use less mascara!”

adriana_gabriela
adriana_gabriela
6 years ago

hahahaahha

Paul D
Paul D
6 years ago

haha funny 🙂

Jamaraqueer
Jamaraqueer
6 years ago

GIVE ME BACK MY WIG!