Every week we supply the photo and you supply the caption. This week’s image comes from the press day at the London Eurovision Party. As we packed up our camera for the day we spotted Austria’s Conchita Wurst clutching Portugal’s Suzy around the neck. Did Suzy steal Conchita’s lipstick? Is Conchita angry that Suzy is skinnier than her? Or is Conchita trying to steal Suzy’s necklace? Let us know in the comments box below!
And be sure to check out our previous Eurovision Open Caption posts when you’re done!
(Please note: Suzy and Conchita are actually Eurovision besties. This is just a bit of fun!)
Conchita – OK, darleenk, you start wiz de leetle fluff hier, HIER, around ze neck, und zen you vurk up to full lovely beard, jah? (Und for Chrissake if you have ze dark roots, you embrace zem, jah? Brunettes have more fun, darleenk, you know it!)
Suzy – With arms like that you can whitewash my timeshare in the Algarve any day, chico!
Conchita: Were you looking at that guy??? look straight! You must ONLY have eyes for me!’
Suzy: ok!
“Suzy, darling, I told you I will only shave my beard if you go through to the Finals !”
Can you introduce me to Emanuel?
(whole, unedited scene)
C: See? Here is where the vocal folds are… those great little membranes I’ve been telling you about that help you hit the notes in the songs.
S: I thought this was the neck.
C: (facepalm) Keep shining, honey! And don’t forget to show a lot of cleavage…
Suzy: see? I told you, no adam’s apple
”Did you just call me Tom!?”
My dear, doesn’t your hair look wonderful when it’s been washed
conchita: honey let me play barbies with you
Conchita is obviously trying to rip out Suzy’s weave. There can be only one weave in Eurovision.
@dhanie: Your drama is the fact that NO ONE is hugging Helena Papacrap 🙂
Conchita to Suzy: “Oh my, your hair so freakin’ gorgeous!”
It must be fun to be around Conchita xD She does not take herself serious , which is a good thing . It’s funny to see that sometimes a “guy ” can be more feminine than girls themselves xD
lollllllllllll…wanted to say to Wiwiblogs has nothing to do and tries to pick up on silly stuff,,,but guys yr comments are cool…haha
conchita: you have a boyfriend back home?
suzy: no.. er I mean yes
“Why oh whyyyy does your country have all the hot hunks?!!!! It’s not fair!!!
Wow. Nothing gets past you Dhani. You must be a blast to hand around.
“Look deep into my beard. You’re getting sleepy. Sleepy”.
“No Suzy, look into my beard instead. Yours is too blonde”.
Suzy: “Eu quero ser tua!”
Conchita: “B*tch, I’m gay!”
who’s Austrian and who’s Portuguese…. cold blood versus hot blood… reminds me of photos with Berlusconi/Sarcozy meetings with Angela Merkel
@Dhani
duhh this is all a joke -.-
wiwi bloggs you are a bunch of drama queens. If there aren’t any drama, you’ll make it up. Like that time when you wrote about dana international making an angry phone call.
Its clear to see, that in this picture, Cohchita is about to hug Suzy
Honey your tits are not big enough to wear a bra but if you insist make sure you can’t see the straps, should a man really tell you that?
maybe she’s telling suzy that she’d look pretty with a beard on her neck :b
“Sure, honey. Lisbon 2015. Looking forward to it.”
Conchita Wurst is straight man now?
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“Yes, I heard your song. That’s how I know you must be stopped.”
Conchita maybe tries to kill Suzy and it looks like the first step to do it xD Or maybe Conchi talks about red Suzy’s shirt ? And she wants to buy it from Suzy. Or steal ? Why not. My imagination is like after drinking alcohol, I know 😉
This post is hilarious! :)))))
“For the 100th time, you need to use less mascara!”
hahahaahha
haha funny 🙂
GIVE ME BACK MY WIG!