Lithuania—the country that gave us crotch-thruster Donny Montell in 2012—kicked off its national selection earlier this week. If the group Saules Broliai s any indicator, it’s going to be a long and painful contest.

The group of guitar strummers put on their worst-fitting maroon pants and sang a number called “Loreen.” They promise to “do no harm,” but they have already inflicted pain on us with this rather monotonous number. They’re like a strange cross between Sjonni’s Friends (Iceland 2011) and InCulto (Lithuania 2010). Even more frightening is the fact this group won both the public vote AND the jury vote.

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Patrick
Patrick
8 years ago

I don’t believe the results of the Lithuanian jury have been published. They aren’t supposed to be revealed until next week’s show.

Adam from California, USA
Adam from California, USA
8 years ago

That’s just awful. Really really awful. It’s actually very discomforting to watch, as well, listen too. His voice is almost as bad as nails on a chalk board. This has to be a joke.