Last week we launched our recurring feature “Eurovision Open Caption.” We supply the picture, you supply the caption. Our second image, taken during the first dress rehearsal of the grand final, shows Anggun singing “Echo (You and I)” as members of France’s gymnastics team do their thing. Let us know what the performers are thinking—or what you’re thinking—in the comments box below!

Whow dude…BE CAREFUL!
In my dreams, in my dreams. Nope, screw singing, look at that ARSE.
“In my dreams, in my dreams, in my heart, in my mind, I see You and Your…”
Anggun: OH MY GOD! ARE THOSE VANS?
I wanted the wind from a machine >.<.
Anggun: “If I hide my face behind this hair, maybe they’ll forget it’s me singing this song for a moment.”
Anggun: “If they focus on my half-naked dancers, maybe they won’t mind the song.”
Wasn’t a song and choregraphy for her, she’40 years old, a choregraphy as the babushki with an oven or micro wave. Poor Anggun, perhabs france cancelled her passport now. This is cruel as i like ^^
Any news from Valentina monetta ? Is so worst for her, at least Anggun made an advert for pantene, i don’t think apple and facebook will contact her (: Or maybe a lawyer for retributory damages.
The best of Anggun performance? The shirtless gymnasts, of course!!!
Anggun: “Do you love me and my song, Europe?”
Europe: “Of course we don’t! We gave you zero!
where the frick did these gymnasts come from and what the frell happened to my army guys?