Every week we supply the photo, and you supply the caption. This week’s image comes from Alyona Lanskaya’s first rehearsal at Eurovision 2013. What is this diva thinking as she makes her way to the stage? And what are her people doing looking at her rear? Fill in your own caption in the comments section below. And be sure to check out our previous Eurovision Open Caption posts when you’re done!
Photo: Dennis Stachel (EBU)
I’m hot and you’re not
Alyona: “The uniform grey of my shirt represents the one party that rules my country.”
Man on left: “Think of your wife. Think of your wife!!!”
Man with clipboard: “Two points for the song. Douze points for that ass!”
Lights? Check. Costume? Check. Tight booty? Check.