It’s been quite a while since we published a Eurovision Open Caption. However, Genealogy recently released some new publicity shots, and we couldn’t help but think it was time to revive this feature. Here’s how it works: we supply the photo and you supply the caption. In this photo, we have the six members of Genealogy (Essaï, Tamar, Vahe, Mary-Jean, Stephanie, and Inga) in traditional Armenian dress. We couldn’t help but notice the mix of emotions and expressions on each band member’s face and want you to put words to it.

So go to the comments section and write your own caption now! Be sure to write which Genealogy member(s) you are referring to. And be sure to check out our previous Eurovision Open Caption posts when you’re done.

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Photo: Photo Atelier Marashlyan Retro

You can see more of our Eurovision Open Caption posts here

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Otna
Otna
6 years ago

The one by Chris is spectacular – I’d totally watch that show! 😛

Liana
Liana
6 years ago

They all think :
Sooo goooood to be Armenian!!!!!!!!

Leon
Leon
6 years ago

Ok Here it goes:

Inga: “I may not be standing in the middle, but I run the show around here”.
Stephanie: “I am really, really uncomfortable, can someone please give me some water”.
Tamar: “I am queen. Photo taker across the hall, who looks pretties of them all”.
Mary-Jean: “Let’s get this over with. Can I please go back to Australia now?”.
Vahe: “Essai might think he’s the man, but I got the rifle”.
Essai: “I’m the man, repeat after me in French”.

E. R. E. Jones
E. R. E. Jones
6 years ago

“Shit… did I leave the heating on?”

Mario
Mario
6 years ago

@ Criticca
Well its pretty much possible 4 anyone having african blood/ roots without being black & looking like an african original..

@ Well i predict that Azerbaijan will score much higher than the armenian song…But it doesn’t matter…Its not competition about which country is better…Both are good songs…I have both of them among the 10 qualifiers on theirs SFs 4 the record..

mawnck
mawnck
6 years ago

No one would get it if I made an Olan Mills backdrop joke, would they.

Nick
Nick
6 years ago

“We really hope we will not score lower than Azarbaijan after dressing up like this”

Lolilly
Lolilly
6 years ago

Bwahahahahaaaaa!!!! It looks like they had a lot of fun while playing dress up. I’m getting tired of these photo shoots…

Madi
Madi
6 years ago

Tamar: “Is this REALLY going to get me back to the top of the ENTM poll?”

Criticca
Criticca
6 years ago

Was the African suite on that Armenian-African guy really necessary? I doubt he’s even got African blood in him so he shouldn’t even bother cosplaying as an actual native African.

Mario
Mario
6 years ago

Ok…..So….Here are my own captions.. 🙂

~ Vahe : * Like A Chief Boss * 🙂
~ Essai : * I Look Smoking Good On These Cool Clothes* 🙂
~ Mary Jean : *That Big Ugly Thing On My Head Is Heavy!* 😛 (hehe)
~ Stefani :*I Feel Just Lost On This Suit…Feels Like I’m A Harem Dancer..* 😛
~ Tamar : * I Look So Pretty…Like A Royal Armenian Princess..* 🙂
~ Inga : * I’m The Fearless Captain Of This Proud Land & I Run The Place..* 🙂

Chris
6 years ago

It’s an Armenian telenovella:

Essaï and Vahe are feuding over the love of Mary-Jean,
Tamar is the evil bitch of the show.
Inga is the domineering matriarch
Stephanie is someones sister and in love with the other bloke.

MTD
MTD
6 years ago

“Oh, another photoshoot!”

Armond
Armond
6 years ago

“You don’t know what storm is coming your way Europe”

Mario
Mario
6 years ago

Oh i want to take part on this one 🙂
So…Let me think about it…
In a while i will post mine captions 🙂

fikri
fikri
6 years ago

“these clothes… they’re the reason why we left armenia. thanks a lot, guys!”

PP
PP
6 years ago

Why Armenia change the title of song, Face the shadow instead Don t Deny , because lyricks don t deny repeat so many times in song.

MalteseTimpana
MalteseTimpana
6 years ago

Stephanie: Why df am I wearing this again? & Essai looks like he just remembered that he forgot the stove on at home

Mar
Mar
6 years ago

Inga: ok guys, so these are the dance steps for Nor Par (or is it Jan Jan? I don’t remember) don’t fuck it up. Where my girl Anush at?

Eduard
Eduard
6 years ago

man this pic shows the power of Armenian Soul

Melisa
Melisa
6 years ago

The song is not for teenage brains 🙂 It has much more bigger message insight than just a simple song for competition

Jason
Jason
6 years ago

They all be like “You don’t even know what we gonna do on stage” 🙂

Daniel
Daniel
6 years ago

Tamar (I think, the one at the back 3rd one along from the left): Forget this! Theres something grabbing my attention over there!! mmmm… Its chocolate!
The men at front: I can pretend the things I’m holding are lightsabers!! OI, you taking the photo turn and face the shadow so you don’t know when we will wack you with light sabers!

Mario
Mario
6 years ago

Its beautiful song..
I don’t like it in the same degree i was weeks ago though..
4 me its qualifier…Especially with a great performance..

Maltish
Maltish
6 years ago

“Don’t Deny, Don’t Deny, Don’t Deny” Their government brainwashed them into only thinking about the song.

Daniel
Daniel
6 years ago

My least favourite song this year unfortunately.

David Thielen
6 years ago

“Mom made us dress up”

PP
PP
6 years ago

For me this is second bad song from Armenia after song from 2013.
They don t deserved to be in final, but thanks to votes from 5 other countries frome ex Soviet zone plus votes from France,Belgium,Greece… they wili go to final.
For me best 3 songs from Armenia are
1. 2009
2. 2006
3. 2008

Jurgen
Jurgen
6 years ago

Mary-Jean: “Take this box off my head.” She looks pissed!